seriously though, why??maybe 'cuz she has the balls to actually wear outrageous things on-stage? because she's dressing like how a famous, accomplished 23-year-old who doesn't give a fuck should? because her retarded-sounding stage name is actually from a queen song? because i had this disco-ball-bra idea floating around my head for months before i saw her video and now my life isn't complete unless i have one? because i wanted to hate her two current hits so badly, but they grew on me and i can't stop listening to "just dance"!? how about because she has a song called "shake ur kitty," which is kind of the most amazing euphemism ever!?!?!? fuck you lady gaga. i think i like you and i don't care what that makes me. you seem kind of cool and your music is fun to dance to.
actual conversation between me and my (very cool, very music-forward) dad:
dad: what do you think of lady gaga?
me: ugh. like, whatever. kind of annoying. a little catchy, but mostly irritating.
dad: oh, because i was just thinking of getting tickets to her seattle show and was wondering if you'd want to go but i guess not--
me: I WANT TO GOOOOOOOOOOO
hussein chalayan bubble dress FTW, fake or not. show me any other performer who could rock this. i'm just jealous i won't ever get to wear it. as far as being a tacky and obnoxious dresser, totally, but she's a million times more appealing to me than amber rose for some reason. she's high-fashion tacky and i love it. work it out, girl.
